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The battlefield lies in ruins as Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and Black Widow face off against Wolverine, Professor X, Storm, and Cyclops. Axel Braun, sporting a bright orange jumpsuit and a mop, strolls into the chaos.

As the Avengers and X-Men clash in an epic battle, Axel Braun (disguised as a janitor) slips into the fray, quipping, "This is crazy! You're all crazy! I'm the only sane one here!" avengersvsxmenxxxanaxelbraunparodyxxx

Axel: "Oh, this is my business. I'm here to clean up this mess – and I don't just mean the broken glass and destroyed buildings." The battlefield lies in ruins as Iron Man,

Iron Man: "Mind your own business, janitor!" You're all crazy

In a world where mutants and superheroes collide, a most unlikely figure emerges to broker peace: Axel Braun, the wise-cracking, rule-bending detective from Beverly Hills.

Axel: (whistling) "What's all the hubbub, bub? Can't we all just get along?"